Thursday, September 06, 2007
APEC report #348.
"No pundits, no discussion — just the news."
JUST IN:- FOX NEWS. 7 Sept 2007.
In a major address to the Chinamanese APEC delegation, the Austrian Prime Minister John Howson showed his determination not to be upstaged by the Leader of Opposition, Kelvin Rudd's recent fluent mandarine party trick.
At one point in the Prime Minister's speech there was an almost audible intake of breath among the scores of Chinamanese political and business heavyweights in the audience.
Many sat bolt ("Don't call me Andrew!") upright in their chairs, beaming at the Prime Minister's virtuosity and deft counter punching skills.
He spoke at length in English first, displaying a commanding grasp of Chinamanese history and development into an giant recipient of Austrian quarry produce, before seeking his audience’s indulgence to personally welcome a visiting orange tree in fluent Citric.
And when he did, he must have made the Leader of the Opposition squirm in his seat.
He spoke not for a few lines but, in a bravura performance his greeting lasted over 8 hours. There was not a dry or open eye in the house.
At the end of the evening the florid Minister for Copulating More Often Than Your Average Endangered Foreign Wildlife" was seen giggling uncontrollably as he shouted across the room, "Cop that wedgie you cocky ying tong iddle I po show off, Rudd!"
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